Day 4 of
Quinnie in Charge and things are going swimmingly. I can say that because we all know how my
little foray in the pool went (for those of you new to my blog you can read
about it if you like click here to read about me and pools if
not, let’s just say it was not a good time) Which brings me back to my original
point: it is going swimmingly.
Simon is
being, and pardon my French, a butt! How
the boss gets him to do his job is beyond me.
I know part of it is when Simon is naughty he will get on the boss’ lap
and purr and all is forgiven… what an apple polisher! Do I get that? NOOOOO. When I yell at him to stop sharpening his
claws on me, in direct violation of
company policy I might add, he just puffs out is tail, hops sideways at me
hisses and runs off. No respect. Poor Bilbo, our senior mascot… and when I say
senior I mean it… that old dog is deaf as a doornail. Simon ran off with half
of his biscuit, When I yelled at Simon he ran faster!
Not only
that, but the orders are coming in so fast I can barely keep up! I have not had
ANY time to practice my latest pose I am working on for my eventual, inevitable
Fons and Porter cover. How can I be
famous when I have to print shipping labels and prepare orders! Do you have any idea how hard it is to lick
an envelope when your elbows don’t bend? Seriously!!
Ahh, for the
good old days of photo shoots and standing by the water cooler. This running a business is not for me! Hurry up and get home boss! We miss you… and Simon is a butt (again sorry
for the course language)
Would love
to chat more, but I have way too much to do… SIMON!!!! STOP THAT! Grrrr….
Q
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